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09 August 2010 @ 11:35 pm
I honestly don't even know where to begin. I guess we can start a week before I left for this ten day adventure. A week before, when Mother Superior first told me we were going to Universal Studios, and in turn the Wizarding World. Pure Jubilation.  Mother Superior caught wind of Pure Jubilation. She came into my room half an a hour to murder Pure Jubilation. She murdered Him to reassure Me that we were only going because of me. And in turn I would have to owe her one some where down the road or that this will, in turn, bite me in the ass. She, of course, did not say this exactly, but she made her point, as only Mother Superior can. Fast Forward. Forward. A little more. Okay. Wait. Wait. I forgot. Back to the prologue. Despite Pure Jubilation's passing, I still carried Him around. The rest of my family was none too happy about that. Constantly they would let me know what they thought of Harry Potter. But have they read it? Of course not. You can't expect the illiterate to read. You can't expect the ignorant to make educated claims. Words like "Childish" "Silly" "Dumb" "Stupid" and "Retarded" were tossed around. Luckily I'm fully aware of the Love Shield Harry Potter placed around me. Now you can fast forward. Day five. Stage is set. Orlando, Florida. Universal Studios. Islands of Adventure. Two post meridian and Mother Superior can't ride the rides because she has motion sickness. Commence inner dialogue. Why in the fuck would you go to a theme park and pay $50+ when you know you have motion sickness. Supposedly. End inner dialogue. So Mother Superior and Jackass go on their merry little way back to the hotel. I'm stuck with the two Imps, but that's fine and dandy for a chance at the Wizarding World without MS. And I had a magical time, as to be expected. But this is not about my happiness. It's about the opposite. Or rather it is about Happiness and how my family feeds on every drop I can produce. Maybe it was a set up. But all you twitterers know exactly how happy I was. Fast Foward. Again. Night five. Orlando, Florida. Mona Lisa Suite Hotel. I pull out the Slytherin robe I purchased from Dervish and Banges (and not Madame Malkin's Robes for all Occasions). The first thing that comes out of Mother Superior's mouth was a scoff. The second was "That's". The third was "Horrible". Loving and uplifting, I know. I ignored it. But she continued. Mother Superior and Imp 1 continued to barrate. "What a waste of $100." Of my hard earned money? "It looks so dumb." And did I even care to ask? So I had enough. I told them to keep it coming. I said nothing could bring down my positivity. I of course was saying this out of anger, so in other words my positivity was already down. This defiance did not sit well with Mother Superior. Commence lecture. This is where she told me I needed to spend "less time with my friends and more time with my family." Because that's all I ever do. She said I need to "undergo behavior modification". That I need to "neutralize the situation" as opposed to "accelerating it". That if some one said something I did not like "to respond kindly and lovingly." Yes because that is obviously the exact reaction their comments would yield. Then she went on to say I was too old for this. That she has never seen a twenty year old behave as such." I'm sorry," was my response, "but my friends and I all love Harry Potter." "But they are all girls." All girls?! What does the gender have anything to do with it you insolent swine. You give women a bad name. Since when is reading gender specific? It's 2010 lady. And she kept referring to Harry Potter as a warlock. But this one interaction would have done nothing to my demeanor if it had only been just this one interaction, but being stuck with them and only them for this long is destroying me. Constantly, daily, bi-daily, they are tearing me apart. "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold." And I try, God dammit, I try. Like when Jackass doesn't understand the GPS and I try to help and explain I'm being a smart ass. Or when I'm planning the next day by asking a friend who has been there for advice, I am hung AND crucified for texting on a "family vacation". I feel like I'm just complaining. But it's not just these ten days. It's these people. These fucking people are destroying me and I'm breaking apart. How do you handle these people? How do you speak to them logically? My comprehension skills aren't strong enough to deal with a psychopath. Then to throw in multiples. Mother Superior is so delusional it's amazing. Jackass is the epitome of ignorance. The imps are, well, impish. Simply imps. And you say well just get out. Like it's fucking simple. Like I can just up and leave. I wish it was. I really do.
fiddyfiddery on August 10th, 2010 04:38 am (UTC)
Hooch uncorked the special lubricant Snape concocted specifically for this occasion. She slid the viscous green liquid around the shaft of the nimbus 2000, her hands trembling with ecstasy. As she laid back on her coordinately placed pillows, she allowed the magical broom to enter her; the awkward shape of the tip only adding to the raw heat of her passion. Easily it went in, as this was not Hooch's first endeavor (and certainly not her last), and she moaned deeply with it's passing.
et cetera et cetera

ok now i'm going to read this.
analienrobotanalienrobot on August 14th, 2010 06:37 am (UTC)
Ahahah. I need to crank out some more fanfics! I'm thinking Madeye Moody and Goyle.
plebiansplebians on August 10th, 2010 05:39 am (UTC)
ugh i hate your mom she's such a dumb bitch. i can't say anything other than that because no words can express the awe at how much of a bad parent she is. UGH
analienrobotanalienrobot on August 14th, 2010 06:38 am (UTC)
Mother Superior just takes you breath away huh? Haha oh well. I'm going to do what I can to enjoy life.
chanccchancc on August 10th, 2010 05:44 am (UTC)
FUCK. Hypocrites. All of them. Seriously. I can't even write full sentences right now I'm just amazed at how shitty they are. ASDflakjs;dlkfja AAAAAHHHH. I can understand what you mean by not being able to explain or make them understand what you're trying to say without MS or Jackass taking it the wrong way because my mom can be like that too (although I think mine's at a waaaaay smaller scale) and it's so FRUSTRATING because, well the way I feel, it's like you're almost mute. Like there's no way to really communicate. But anyway, fuck all of them. You've got your robes, and your wand. You've visited Hogwarts and will get to see it again tomorrow so fuck them. You're still ultimately getting what youve wanted.

ALSO on the note that you're too old for Harry Potter....umm have they lived under a rock? Because they have obviously failed to realize that the fanbase of the Harry Potter franchise largely consists of people around our age. This was our generation's star wars. We were children when the books first came out and we grew up with the characters as the story progressed. It was made that way. The books matured as the audience did. BUT OF COURSE they would never really understand that because they're unwilling to even crack open one of the books. I'm so freaking pissed!!

AND another thing--How dare they ruin your happiness and bring you down! That's not what a family does. MS said that they were doing this for you, that the wizarding world was for you yet when you show your happiness that this one part of the trip has given you, she automatically tries to bring you down. WTF/WTS!! GOD there's just so much buzzing around in my head right now I can't even formulate it all into anything articulate so I'm just gonna stop this long ass comment here.

I hope this shit makes sense because I just kept rambling on and I'm not going to read over it because I'll just get angry again. I wish we could just imperio them into being a better family.

analienrobotanalienrobot on August 14th, 2010 06:47 am (UTC)
I love how so many people love my parents even though they haven't met them. Kevin has seen the worse of it out of everyone. I think he wants to murder them almost as much as me. He was there when MS told me that she would pay for my school after two years at cyfair and he was there when she took it back. I don't understand. The Imps and I believe she lives in another world completely. Imp 1 is convinced she is mentally disabled in some fashion. I agree. None of us know how to deal with her and then she found someone just like her. Jackass. they are just so full of shit it's incomprehensible.

And when I proved her wrong the second day at WW by asking her why is there so much diversity here she just rampaged. I lol'd. Okay I didn't lol, but the Imps literally lol. Like they laugh at her to her face and it drives her insane. I have the decency to not laugh at her in front of her and yet she still goes crazier on me. When I move out she will never hear from me. Maybe a few envelopes to pay any money back and hate letters with not return address but thats all.
Fuck these people.
Harry Potter forever~
sunshine8flower: Reita: upset-carelesssunshine8flower on August 14th, 2010 05:50 am (UTC)
disgust. I don't even know what else to say. I consider you my friend so reading your happy tweets made my day. Until the shit hit the fan and MS forgot to rein in the fact that she is the devil's mistress. It totally sucks, because your family is so freakin ass backwards and there's nothing for me to say or do to lessen the crap you have to deal with on a daily basis. I've never seen or met your family but I'm coming seriously close to hating them for all the crap they put you through. Honestly I admire you for lasting so long in that madhouse and coming out as an exceptional human being. bravo.

and P.S. I'm sooooo effin jealous of your robe and wand >w< I want to go so bad!!!! lol I decided to reread the books for the zillionth time b/c of your tweets.
analienrobotanalienrobot on August 14th, 2010 06:40 am (UTC)
I'm not related. Simple as that I'm adopted. But that was very nice of you to consider me as a friend, especially since I considered you my eternal nemesis. I think if our mothers met a portal to hell will tear across Earth. I don't understand how adults can be so... so... I don't even know. I'm just trying to hold me head above the water.

But I want to reread them too! But i lent my set to kevin so he can read them. (For the first time. What a squib)